1:59 pm :: Friday, Nov. 22, 2002

Lack of Transport
Well, it's Friday and I still haven't gotten a car. Sure I've somewhat gotten my sleep schedule back on track. I've been awake since 11am. Yet, I am waiting on a callback from the prospective seller of one Ford F-150.

This Ford F-150 will be about $500. 500 bucks plus tags tax and title, all obtained by me of course. This truck has luxury items such as rusted body, Engine starter toggle switch and NO KEYS!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen I will be the proud owner of a shitbox. Albeit a shitbox that will get me from point A to point B, X number of times. The X hopefully being $500 worth.

The previous owner had given the truck to the current owner telling them to just give him $500 when they got the chance. Well, it seems I'm their chance. The lack of Keys doesn't keep me from starting my car, just prohibits me from locking the doors. You see, if I lock the doors I can't get back into it. Yet if I leave the doors unlocked, people can steal my truck, seeing as you don't need a key to start it. (I can only hope they don't find the toggle switch)

All i can say is...

G-H-E-T-T-O

Whoever said pimpin' was easy?.



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