2:45 am :: Friday, Dec. 13, 2002

My Vision
About two days ago...

I had a vision...

I visualized a world where all can see...

people can focus on their goals...

Hell, people can focus on their own reflection!!!

Or maybe a stoplight they're about to run.

That's why, all through the Month of December I'm recommending you get your vision checked. YG has even suggested that we call December "Vision Month".

I have started by taking Your Girlfriend to see our local optometrist, DR. Bob.

He's a jolly fellow who allowed me to see the unfocused quality of my... excuse me... Your Girlfriend's sight. I was overwrought with sadness. I knew at that point that she MUST have a vision supplement. (her parents are getting her glasses in January.)

My next mission?

Bill Dawkins is a bad driver. It's not just his eyesight (i think) he's just bad. He's wrecked more cars than I'd even think about owning in my lifetime. His latest wreck however, is due to his lack of proper eyewear. His prescription has changed and his contacts are old.

So, on Monday I'm taking him to see Jolly old Dr. Bob. He'll fix his eyesight... and possibly his driving. (do you think?)

Imagine a world where everyone could see. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles taking nude pictures of each other with disposable cameras....

Ok, maybe not everyone needs to see. (At least they don't need to see that.)

But, It would be nice for my friends.

(TO SEE!!! Geeze, My friends aren't perverts)



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