I'm back from the dead. Just moved into a new 3 bedroom apartment that's pretty swank... however, we're still omving all of the small detritus still left in the empty cavern of the old 2 bedroom. It needs a good cleaning and I'm wary of how well Matt's going to clean his bathroom. We'll see.

Bill is limping around due to his having wrecked yet another car, and brace yourself...

It Wasn't his Fault!!!

Weird, I know. But hey, he at least gets some money back... now if I can only get him to get the eyedrops he needs to get rid of his eye infections.

It's almost upon me, the Quadruple birthday Bi-Pass. First Bill & my Grandmother, then Matt the PM, and then Valorie. My wallet can't survive all of this!! especially Valorie. There's so much I want to get her but can't. I'll just have to do some creative Enron style accounting to make due.

Valorie will be getting glasses (I'm kinda scared) that will allow her to actually see my face. I feel like that episode of Taxi, where Louie is dating this blind girl who's getting surgery to fix her eyesight. I'm afraid she'll actually see me and say, "Uhhh, I gotta go somewhere."

Oh well, as long as she's living with me, I can lock her in the closet. (note to self: go buy a closet door)

My $500 car is still doing fine (with a slight slip in the transmission every once and awhile.) and it needs a bath. I might run it through the carwash sunday (when I have $$$)

Oh well, shower time with the teenager...