Splepitatious Encontritude

Jah Logical, The Invisiblist, and Don Camouflage came over today. I haven't seen them (as they would say) in a minute. We caught up on old times, talked about girls, Watched a really bad 80's porn I somehow aquired a while back, listened to some Z-trip, showed them Tokyo Breakfast (a politically incorrect show about a japanese family that calls each other "Nigga"), and watched the new Chemical Brothers video. It's called "Star Guitar" and Valorie would really like it. The whole video is a train ride. Everything the train passes is represented in the song. The kickdrum is houses, the snare is lightposts, the vocals are people they pass on the street. It's really cool.

I'm really feeling like doggie doo. I have a headache and I feel nasty because I haven't showered today.
How can people do that? Go days at a time without showering? God forbid I ever get stranded somewhere or have to go to a country where bathing is something you get to do only once a week. I'd probably die! I hate myself sometimes because I'm white, male, and live in America. I'm a spoiled brat! I mean, my daddy isn't paying for anything and I'm not saying I'm living it up! But the fact that I'm a priviledged member of the worlds richest nation sometimes makes me sad.

(big deleted rant here)

I just spent about an hour writing something that was just this big boring political rant about social classes, sex and my role in the modern world. Thank me now, I saved you. I've been like that lately. I'll get on a big political binge and talk about what's wrong with government or how we're losing our freedom. I'm burnt out. Sure Georgie is fucking up America. But, right now I just want a Big Mac. (HMMMM?? Can I scrape up some change?)

Another part of me has been talking gibberish all day. It started with Krebbobble Persnooket!!! and only went on from there. I've been emailing all sorts of gibberish to everyone. It just kinda helps to relax me. Try it. Don't think too hard, just let it come out. Mix words, It should be easy.

Flapopoulous Rendity. Glacial Formitiplide. Benditritity. It's liberating!!

Here, I want you to say something. Are you ready?

Grandpa Pajamatop